Good lord I had forgotten how atrocious this is...

Caught the ending last night. They're on an atoll, yet you can see a sailboat in the background. That person should sue this movie for including their sailboat. Trannie Brooke and that other girl and the Arab are trying to light a wet rag on fire to act as a fuse. Just awful acting. Why would anyone agree to be in this? Given hulk hogans sex tape, old lady hogan getting plugged by some 19-year old douche and the general sleaziness of the whole hogan clan, why not just jump tits first into porn?? She would make more money and have far less shame. You're telling me you'd rather see trannie Brooke in 2-headed shark attack rather than her fooling around with Lisa Ann and gianna michaels???? I think not