From the 'I can't believe I watched the whole thing' files
Seriously, we viewers who endured sitting through "2 Headed Shark Attack" who actually watched it through to the very end deserve some sort of reward for our efforts. Producers of this piece of sea-snail excrement really should send each and every one of us a little something, perhaps a two-headed shark bobblehead, or a cheque for $25, ANYTHING.
If there were a way for them to send me back 90 minutes along with the ten IQ points I lost I'd take that most definitely.
I might even settle for an apology.
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