'Amityville' Horror House is freaking genius

I'm not talking about this movie - I'm talking about the house itself.

Imagine being so powerful that you can transport yourself from the Long Island - right off a canal that leads to the Atlantic - to some obscure suburb neighborhood in California or something.

I was amazed that the house was able to pick itself up in the middle of some dark night from its plot of land where it had tons of greenspace on either side and land right in between two other houses with basically only an alley way separating it. Now that is incredible navigation skills! What is even cooler is none in the neighborhood seems to notice.

And the power to transform the entire house so now it looks ABSOLUTELY NOTHING like the original house whether outside or inside just boggles my mind at the sheer power of the structure.

YET it is still known (in a different town, in a different style of construction, and a complete different looking house) as the Amityville Horror House! Praise the demons!

What I think happened is that the house realized that it looked foreboding in previous movies (it must have watched itself on netflix) so purposely changed its location and appearance so it looked like the most boring looking house on the block. I also love how it got rid of its own third floor to better conceal itself.

BTW if anyone ever wanted to start a class action lawsuit against Asylum productions for the harm they cause the average viewer with their garbage movies - please let me know. I'll sign right up!