Bill S. Preston, Esquire!

Man, did this movie ever SUCK. At least America cannot take credit for this stinker. The writers and producers and director all had Spanish names. First of all, if you were the guy who designed the safe, why not put some kind of back door into the system? Why not remember exactly how to play the part that releases the key? Why not get a savant pianist and sneak in and get the key when nobody's looking? Why push your luck with the McGuffin until nobody cares about it anymore and then not even show what the key was for? Neat cast, though. A real shame. Did John Cusack shtup a producer's trophy wife or something? Is that why he has no career?


"Ass to ass. Ha ha ha ha. ASS TO ASS!"; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5z77EI8y0