Just bad!

Had to stop. Couldn't find any aspect of it that was good in any way. It's on a tight budget, but it's fully possible to produce entertaining movies on a low budget. You just have to boil it down to a few buckets to place your precious gold in so that they count. "Kill your darlings" and all that and so forth. But this is just a mess where nothing reaches even the "so bad it's good" standard.
However, I will always give an "A" for effort. I can still see what was aimed at - and I appreciate the guts to go for it (as I don't have it). Keep it up! Learn, move on, improve!