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I have had it with these movies that empower women by basically making it seem as if they have superpowers. First of all, the fact that she was the ONLY STUDENT that stayed behind for Thanksgiving with only one security guard on campus ruined this entire movie for me right away. I go to a very, very, very tiny University, and despite the small population there are ALWAYS at least 50 that stay behind every year. Not everyone has the money to fly back home and most end up staying.

One security guard? Seriously? My University is tiny, but we have a Lieutenant and some other position I can't remember what it's called. They are actual cops, and carry around guns. However, I tried to look past this until the security guard proved himself as utterly, hopelessly, breathtakingly incompetent and got himself killed within 5 minutes. Yet the protagonist somehow escapes without an issue every single time, as much as a scratch on her left mammarian gland.

Her boyfriend finally checks on her after multiple unanswered calls, and we all think "YAY! Maybe they can do something neato like turn into a duo taking down everyone with brains and brawn!" Nope, amazingly enough the writers, producers and writers of this movie apparently seem to think that men are so stupid that every single one of them get themselves killed within 5 minutes. At this point I'm just annoyed and basically hoping that the protagonist gets killed just to keep it realistic.

She finally runs into the men in the gym, and we're thinking "Oh man you're toast." But nope, she jumps into the water, and holds her breath. Somehow even with all the lights on the water keeps her concealed, plausible enough I guess! Again, men are just so incompetent and stupid that they just can't do anything right. Then omg! This woman somehow gains some superpowers within a few seconds and murders the heckaroo out of both men!

Again, of course poor little men are just too stupid and incompetent of course the biggest baddie is saved for the last, the psychotic weirdo girl. I've had it with movies like this. Producers and directors write movies like this knowing that they are going to be HUNGRILY eaten up by feminists salivating from both ends. The fact is that an average woman who does not work out is 50% weaker than the average man who does not work out. That is a fact. It does not have anything to do with men "generally being more active."

Much like the fact that a 160 pound man who is physically active practically has no chance against a 160 pound chimpanzee. Their muscle mass makes them much, much, much stronger in general. This will NEVER change, and I've had it with these movies trying to perpetuate this silly notion of WE ARE WOMEN, HER US ALL QUEEF IN UNISON! WOMEN POWROAR!!!!!!!! WOMAN POWER!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These movies are stupid, and if this were real life the security guard would have survived the ordeal to jump into a gay relationship with the protagonist's boyfriend since she was pushed out of the way when she was murdered in the first dorm scene. Yep. I hate these feminist movies. I was amazed to see that it had 5.9 stars on Imdb, but then I looked it up on rotten tomatoes, and it was 43%. Yeah sounds more like it to me. I'm no longer going to refer to Imdb for movies anymore, and I will instead look up movies on Rotten Tomates from hereon.

I tend to forget that a lot of people are paid to leave good reviews about their movies on imdb, and imdb doesn't even try to stop this at all. Way to ruin your credibility, Imdb.

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This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Also one of the most idiotic.

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Wow. This sounded more personal then a critique on the movie

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Daaamn dude. You have some SERIOUS mommy issues!

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