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this is the worst movie I've ever seen


don't say I need to watch more movies

I've seen The Room and Ben & Arthur (each multiple times), I've watched 187 movies since I started keeping track November 2009, Smiley is the worst. everything about life seems glorious now that I have this awful experience to compare it to

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Granted this is pretty bad, but I still think Return to Sleepaway Camp is worse. This movie at least didn't cause physical pain to watch and had enough unintentionally funny moments to relieve the badness, mostly from the clumsy attempts to reference internet culture.

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I love sleepaway camp, but 2 & 3 suck and I haven't seen return. sounds pretty bad

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Sleepaway Camp 1 is amazing. The sequel is really that bad?

I...drink...your...MILKSHAKE!

I DRINK IT UP!!!

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No way! 187 movies in 3 years! Wow!

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yes i was bragging

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And I was being sarcastic. That's not very much. Especially nowhere close for bragging rights.

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You need to see a lot more movies.. obviously

www.soundcloud.com/professorwobbleswerth

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Watch Manos the hands of fate, no movie could be worse than that.

Is there a chemical in X that makes you dance like a prick?

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Garbage Pail Kids the Movie.

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As bad as I thought the movie was, at least Keith David saves it from being anywhere near the worst. I was in stitches with his facial expressions and line delivery.

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you never seen Birdemic or Gamer.

and why is there always this topic on every board?

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Sex and the Teenage Mind, and Dark Reel = The worst movies I've ever seen. Check them out to know what I'm talking about.

-Don't fall in love with somebody who dosn't love you back-

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everything about life seems glorious now that I have this awful experience to compare it to


I love this line. It's the only thing that makes me feel better after having watched this movie. I can take away the positive that every other moment in my life is better than the hour and a half I spent watching this crappy movie.

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I didn't last five minutes! That annoying child at the beginning had me tearing my hair out!

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Really?

We live by the Sun, we feel by the Moon

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Certainly doesn't sound good... at all.

http://shareddarkness.com/2012/10/12/smiley.aspx

^ Review above calls it thunderously stupid, and goes on to say that it's "impressive only for its ability to chase unlikeliness and viewer frustration down an ever-increasing rabbit hole of bewilderment."

D'oh!!

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One of the few pleasures of movies this bad is when it receives a great critical slaughtering. That sentence above almost makes me feel better after watching it.

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