Wtf did I just watch?

I'd have whooped that bîtches ass after the car scene where he first sees her in person. I'd be a bit more civil initially, but after that bs and the throat punch/kick to the nuts, she woulda gotten beaten the fûck down in her house. And then I'd have handcuffed her easily and duct taped her feet and hands and thrown her in the back. That woulda been the end of the movie right there. This movie was stupid and too forced for too few laughs