Somebody up there likes me? Someone down here...

...thought this blew dogs for quarters. An exercise in navel gazing twaddle.

Only recommended to be watched by the cast and their immediate family, and pregnant women who have a temporary craving for having canine faecal matter rubbed in their eyes and ears.

Two stars, one for each scene containing brief nudity. Without the nudity, the star count would be the big goose egg.