10 Things I Learned from the Minecraft Joke Book

10 Things I Learned from the Top 75 Minecraft Jokes Book on Amazon:

1. Steve is the squarest dude on the block.

2. Creepers gonna creep.

3. In the game of Minecraft it's sometimes better not to think outside of the box.

4. If you wanna make a Minecraft omelet you'll have to break a few stones.

5. Minecraft is the Matrix, and Notch is the Architect.

6. Knock knock jokes with Creepers are a blast.

7. You never let sheep step on flowers if you don't want them to dye.

8. Don't pick the wrong axe just because you think it wood.

9. In Minecraft you can create anything, except for a circle.

10. Virtual worlds really are virtually amazing.

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