Third person
I loved the way Machete talks about himself in third person, tee hee.
share"Machete don't tweet."
"Machete happens."
"Machete don't smoke."
"Machete don't joke."
"Machete don't fail."
Luz: "I thought Machete don't text."
Machete: "Machete loves everybody."
🐺 Boycott movies that involve real animal violence (& their directors) 🐾