Do'z da moobie deaada dake FOOOd Stammpsss?

I Wannntsta see dis buuhh I don habba nuh Muuuhhny fo muh KEEEEyds cuh muh Wellfa' chhheck dunn spent on my neww JoDans, i-pho, and PO-LO. MAY-BE I jus lee muh keeeydz at da MAAAAAll while I seez it.