This film sounds

Vinny Jones and Craig Fairbrass sum up this straight to video junk.
They remind me of the 'woodentops'

This should have been a Steven Segal movie, it reads like his standard plot.

He was probably initially pitched for it.

Dominic Purcell sums it up for me, can't act, never could

I'm watching it right now and I can confirm it's absolutely awful. I only watched it for Randy Couture (big MMA fan), and being English, Jones and Fairbrass seemed like a bonus. Plus, no matter how bad he seems, I kind off like Dominic Purcell.

However, they are all terrible in this movie.

I'm currently 33 minutes in and I really can't see me lasting the distance.

"Maybe there is a beast... Maybe it's only us."

It wasn't so awful. The acting is bad but there is a twist at the end, and I liked it that they walked out at the end and didn't use the slider to get out of a perfectly good airplane. There was a "cut the red wire" moment but that can be forgiven.

I tried to watch it. But I couldn't finish. That NEVER happens with me, hardly is a movie SO bad that I feel like I can't even finish it...I even get onto others when they talk about leaving a movie after 10 minutes. I watched it longer than 10 minutes (about 40% of it probably), but I am still a bit shocked at myself. Or maybe I should be more shocked that I finally found a movie so bad that it made me do this.