http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/20/charlie-sheen-roast-jokes_n_972334.html
Apparently William Shatner did a bit where he was telling Mike Tyson how to get away with rape.
Of course, there was the Casey Anthony joke by Anthony Jeselnik.
Some of those are pure gold. That Steve-O joke would've vindicated that first failed punch to the face.
"The last time this many nobodies got roasted at least the band Great White was playing."
Some other ones were hilarious too. I'll put them here because I hate following links, I'm sure others do as well:
"Charlie, let's get something clear. You're not a rock star. Rock stars have hit singles. You've hit single moms. There's a difference."
"Charlie, you shut down your show because you went crazy and bit the hand that feeds you. So to be more specific you have Sigfried's tiger's blood."
"It's admirable he's here. Charlie has never been roasted before. But no matter what, Charlie is willing to take crack at it."
"Steve-O has been known to say "I'll sleep when I'm dead." That's extreme. You'll have plenty of time to sleep when you're paralyzed."
"Sadly, Charlie Sheen filmed much of Wall Street at the World Trade Center. Talk about being at the right place at the wrong time."
why the *beep* remove this......they better get it right soon, and show the whole thing
shareAnd yet they left in the Ryan Dunn joke?
Double-you-tee-eff??
"If I had ya where I wanted ya, they'd be pumpin your ass full of formaldehyde!"
those are good.
"It's for the pain. Rarely touch the stuff...Can I have another?"