stupid movie

part 2 review

"never send a monkey to do chesters work" you INSTANTLY knew the ape was going to betray chester (predictable)......ESPECIALLY since flint saves the ape from being eaten by the 'taco-dile'

oh and when sam stays back to see the taco-dile being a mother, isn't that just a jurrasic park moment?? what a blatant rip off. Which btw sends a hypocritical message. Why not just say eating animals is wrong?? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!!

so its ok to eat animals but not food animals?? whats the damn message?? plus are you saying if its a mother its ok for it to be dangerous? watch a ferocious tiger rip apart a zebra makes it evil but suddenly when it feeds its cub you forget its dangerous?? also HOW have we forgtten the original plot that all the food-animals CAN escape the island and dominate the world. Just because lester lied about the true intention doesn't mean it can't happen, also didn't the machine create evil food like in part 1?? why are they nice now??

i'm sick of constant crappy kids shows always teaching fake and negative morals to kids i.e instead of understanding the opposing side we should capture them or in most of the modern toons KILL THEM

I mean murdering the old guy at the end isn't just a tad NOT necessary teaching kids killing is the answer but ALSO isn't that just a rip off of jurassic park 3? (i.e baby t-rex eats corporate stooge) so its ok because its a joke character i.e taco-dile?? SOMEONE JUST DIED, why wasn't it ok for him to just run away since his learnt his lesson??

its sh*t like this is why 'man of steel' was created showing its ok to break someones neck as long as it stops the baddie

this crap was so horrid i found myself skipping huge chunks after the taco-dile scene i just couldn't take the stupid messages anymore and then quit.

total review 4/10 (let your kids go watch despictable me its way funnier) the creators should just kill themselves

NOTE: won't thousands of people lose their jobs now at the company?? well i guess its ok for idiot hippies to stay on the island, screw everyone right despite someone just died infront of them

I have never seen such an angry manner of saying "I didn't like this kids movie." Or at least the coherent portions of the review sounded angry. Tb

The rest just sounded manic... or beer fueled. Maybe you should start a blog, "Pissed Off Movie Reviews."

Maybe the characters don't want to eat the foodimals because they don't know anything about them. They're scientists, they'll want to study them before they do anything with them. Meanwhile, sardines have been food for these people mostly all their lives. They're in a place where the one food source that is safe and hasn't gone all sideways is something they've always eaten. If I ate nothing but crab all my life, and suddenly my island was taken over by giant foodimals but the crabs were still just regular crabs, I'D KEEP EATING THEM. If we discovered an island inhabited by species we had never seen, could never have imagined, and was completely unrelated to anything we had ever known, I am pretty sure eating them would not be an option. For anyone. They'd be pretty well protected. So yeah, it would be ok to eat what we'd been eating all along... even if it was also alive.

And yeah, its ok for the mama tacodile to be dangerous. Not because she was a mother but because she was protecting her babies. The gang was a potential threat that wandered into range of her little ones. All mothers are dangerous if their babies are threatened. It's in the job description.

And killing Chester V at the end? Cut and dry self defense. Law of the jungle translates literally- Eat or be eaten. Chester was the guru of a company full of brilliant inventors and scientists, and was driven by money. He tried to grind the foodimals up to put in his food bars, no way would he have just given up and forgotten about them. He'd find another way to get them. He's a sociopath and a narcissist, he can't change. Tacodile neutralized the threat and saved them all.

Someone needs to pull the stick out.

Forgiving bullies was a great side message. As someone who was bullied nothing is as satisfing has having that person come to you and say "hey, I was a horrible person to you and I know I can never undo that but I am sorry". It's maturity to forgive.