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Kids movies don't need Stripper Jokes and Velvet Underground songs.

posted 8 years ago by yesterdayman2002
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Sorry this was near-absolute garbage, the final action sequence was the only highlight, everything else was just an obnoxious nightmare.

[–] badbrad-2 8 years ago

There is no Velvet Underground music in this movie. Perhaps you were in the wrong theater?

[–] yesterdayman2002 8 years ago

Sorry, I got Velvet Underground mixed up with Black Sabbath, my bad.

The song was called Paranoid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9lxvRPvI9I

[–] Ihmemuuli 8 years ago

Do they really play Paranoid in this film? Maybe I'll have to see this after all :D

It's a finnish joke to yell at gigs "play Paranoid!", similar to "play Freebird!" which I've heard is yelled in the US during gigs

https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soittakaa_Paranoid!

[–] chamohlamb 8 years ago

Why cant a kids film have the song Paranoid in it?

[–] LONDON537 8 years ago

Won't somebody think of the children?!!

Seriously, as long as a parent has decent taste in music, chances are at some point the kid has already heard Paranoid, Iron Man and War Pigs. Because they're 40 year old songs. And Sabbath is awesome.

[–] wildpeace10 8 years ago

Why can't a kid film have the song Paranoid in it?
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Some parents don't want their kids to be exposed to music
from satanic groups.

[–] chamohlamb 8 years ago

You can't please every single parent

[–] ManThing32 8 years ago

All credibility lost at thinking Paranoid is Velvet underground.

[–] JrnlofEddieDeezenStudies 8 years ago

All credibility lost at thinking Paranoid is Velvet underground.

But they're so similar. 

[–] cguerra-79686 8 years ago

Sorry you have no sense of humor.

[–] wolverineland 8 years ago

"War Pigs" would have been more appropriate than "Paranoid" for this film for obvious reasons.

[–] predarat 8 years ago

Yes the stuff they tried to 'work in' for the adults was either not very good, or just way out of place. Though I did like the Shining reference.

[–] haisaid 8 years ago

I agree entirely - utter garbage.

[–] Lupin-III 8 years ago

It's based on a game that people only play while sitting on a toilet. Should it really have any standards?

The first transport is away... hey!

[–] yesanything 8 years ago

Tipper must be having a cow over Paranoid

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