Great, moody thriller, but I'd love to parody the scene...

...where Hoffman is talking to Dafoe about Rachel McAdams - "You can't love her, Tommy, you're too old, I'm too old..." - and then have Hoffman just start going off. "You can't feel her buttocks bouncing on your thighs, the sweat of her nipples dripping in your mouth, the cries of ecstasy as you both throw your heads back in climax as you fulfill the purpose that God put man and woman on this planet for in the first place..." 'Whoa, whoa, cut!' Just be funny.