I'm the executive producer of this show.

Our ratings have been low since the show went live, so I'd really like to know how we can improve this program because the network is sh!tting bricks. Sure, production costs are low as we only need to pay the actors in McDonald's cheeseburgers and crystal meth, but I think we can do better in terms of content.

Should we:

A) use better actors
B) write more believable storylines
C) use our meager talents wasting the public's time with something less retarded

I really look forward to your feedback! I'm hoping they'll pay me soon so I don't have to eat out of dumpsters any more! From the sounds of the last eviction notice I received from the production company, it may be too late - apparently we're a waste of time and space. Ideally your input will prevent my premature death due to exposure, malnutrition and gross incompetence..

Thanks for all you do.

Josh Hackman

Cardboard Box is the Future.