Things that cracked me up and made me laugh

Out loud:

Charlotte: ' Holly doesn't know how how to ride a bike. When we were learning how to ride a bike she learned how to suck cocks'.

Gary: 'Out of all things I've Charlotte do I now see her swimming in the pool with a tree named Pete'.

I died laughing at Gary's comment and at the image of Charlotte floating in the water.

What are your favourite funny moments of the show?