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WARNING: not about the necro sex but...

posted 9 years ago by drunkwes
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The entire movie can literally be summed up in two plot points:

He finds "companionship" in a dead body Oops maybe only one.

Very very very very little happens in this movie. And it's 1 hr 45 mins. Annnd you won't care about anything.

You will be bored. You will be disappointed by the lack of plot/ending. You will be begging for anything meaningful to happen.

Didn't care about the stuffed animals...didn't care about the sheriff...but hey, some snot came out of the guy's nose (x4)!

James Franco fans better stick the hell around because he delivers one heck of a line about 1 hr. 40 mins in - "I used to play in these caves".

Go outside and wipe your ass with a stick and get the same gratification as watching Child of God.

Gonna bump up my score to a 2/10 because the book is apparently well written.

[–] jcarpenter-1 9 years ago

That might be the case but it was true to the book...

[–] Amygdalahaha 8 years ago

You will be bored. You will be disappointed by the lack of plot/ending. You will be begging for anything meaningful to happen.

Your words of prophecy have failed you here for I didn't mind it. Thus, should I see you again making a "statement" about a film, I'll realise the exact opposite is probably true.

Thank you, you dear, dear boy.