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What I Learned from This Movie

posted 12 years ago by GreenInkBrigade
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1. In the event of an alien invasion, don't look to the government, scientists, or even the computer underground. Find an unhappy teenage girl on a farm (preferably one who looks to be in her early twenties).

2. Despite electric-green tornadoes whipping through central Chicago, the government will insist that nothing is going on and tell everyone not to panic.

3. An electromagnetic pulse will wipe out small electronics, but leave the larger electronics in the television station working - and will have no effect on vehicles.

4. People park on the roofs of high-rises in Chicago.

5. Farmhouses in rural Illinois disappear with a change in viewing perspective.

6. It is possible to record on an iPod Nano.

7. In the event of an alien invasion, the government will send in three guys to cover it up rather than try to fight it. Only farmers and their daughters will comprehend the real danger of the situation.

8. The best hot dogs are at The Filling Station on Union Street in Chicago.

9. If you can't afford the University of Chicago, the University of Malaysia is a good fallback school.

10. Diesel generators in Chicago high-rises are not kept fueled and ready for an emergency.

11. The back-up supply of diesel fuel for generators in Chicago high-rises consists of 10 one-gallon jugs.

12. Storm chasers with a Website are heroes in rural Illinois.

[–] eliz7212-1 12 years ago

ROFL

[–] TheSonomaDude 12 years ago

13. Executives actually thought making a movie about aliens controlling tornadoes for world domination would be a good idea.

14. You can record things AND blare music withouth earphones on a generation one iPod NANO.

15. A green/purple electric tornado that have tenticals and seem to be chasing and picking up people is "Normal" and "no reason to panic."

16. Top FBI agents think that people will find a YouTube blog video of a teenage girl titled "ALIEN TORNADOES?!?!?!?!?!?" to be totally legit and credible.

I have El Sonoma del Torra de Fiero Syndrome. Be happy you don't. Trust me.

[–] GreenInkBrigade 12 years ago

17. You can't classify basic scientific principles.

18. Government scientists are not simply wrong, they are spectacularly wrong ... so much so that the exact opposite of their expected outcome is the result.

19. The way to save lives and do good is to disobey government orders.

[–] redhorseman-1 12 years ago

20. Stormchasers with a blog know everything about everything... and everyone.

"In the middle of my backswing?!?"

[–] Magus1986 12 years ago

21. Someone moved the ancient, manual scoreboard across town from Wrigley to U.S Cellular Field.

[–] Angel_Buffy 12 years ago

22. The government spends its funds on designing very goofy uniforms for the agents that are should atually be trying to look inconspicuous.

[–] dlyskes1976 10 years ago

you can be a overweight women and run out of her apartment, but still need a little rascal to meet someone 20 feet away......

[–] Carycomic 9 years ago

24. That tornadoes with rainbow-colored versions of St. Elmo's Fire--and which can form ten times faster than anyplace else in Twister Alley--are so run-of-the-mill, in rural Illinois, that no one will initially think them unnatural.

[–] Carycomic 9 years ago

25. That plump middle-aged motel owners are nowhere near as heavy as white 4-wheel drive vehicles with gorgeous red-headed women drivers. So, the former are way easier to be abducted, by alien tornadoes, than the latter.