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O/T: A grand day for all of Ireland.


It is the birthday of the one and only Bono, who is of course a close relative of fellow user TheNoOneMark.

I'm pretty there will be parties thrown all over Ireland today, and of course there is the Irish tradition of having as many drinks as Bono has had years on his birthday, therefore every Irish person (12 and above) will have 52 alcoholic drinks in celebration, then the real drinking will begin.

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I really don't get why Mark is so ashamed of his rich Irish heritage and relation to Bono, the guy does some great work.

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I really don't get why Mark is so ashamed of his rich Irish heritage and relation to Bono,


Rich, show me one son that is not embarressed by their dad?
All I ever hear, is omg your dad's Bono! What's he like at home? It most be soooo cool to have him as your dad!!

In reality, he won't take off the sunglasses in the house and he keeps hitting off of things. The amount of times we've had to take him to the hospital for cuts and bruises and concussions. It's like an annoying chore.


For instance, some of the songs he wrote after he accidentally hit things in our house, a lot of them from the confusion that comes from bumps on the head:

"Where the Streets Have No Name"
"Sunday Bloody Sunday"
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"
"Walk On"
"Vertigo"
"Blow Your House Down"

And of course the songs that tell you what caused his desire for sunglasses

"Staring at the Sun"
"City of Blinding Lights"

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I hear Vertigo also belongs to the latter category.

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I'm onn 32 alraedy
What seems to be the officer problem?

Also I won't be on later, some things have come up, Bono and I are going to throw eggs at some homeless people.

Boiled eggs, you know, because they are hungry.

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Of course, as is tradition.
I've just finished celebrating Bono's Day after his birthday which also includes the exact same routine as his birthday celebration that you previously mentioned.
And I move on to the next day of celebration, the day Bono had some potatoes for dinner, followed by the celebration of the day Bono had a cup of tea.

Some outsiders looking in, might think it strange that we have so many national holidays but sure they don't understand the miracles that occured when Bono defeated Osama bin Laden, thus ending world hunger and the day he reduced the glare from the sun by 23 percent, so that we wouldn't have to wear sunglasses but alas Bono has to, because well, his eyes shoot laser beams like Cyclops from the X men and he wears them so as not to endanger us people.
That makes sense, right?

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Laser beams... oh humanitarianism! ZZZSSSSSSSTTTTCCCHHHSSSSS! TAKE THAT, POVERTY!

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Not to mention, his mouth that shoots bees

www.youtube.com/thenoonemark

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