Note to self
Never ever buy a phone for the person I am banging it will surely lead to them cheating on me at the first available opportunity.
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It is hard not to sound condescending when you are explaining things to an idiot!
If I were you I'd go with "be careful how you spend your money on your people...because it will only burn worse when you don't get it back."
Friends don't let friends buy fullscreen.