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PROOF: Colton Burpo's PROPHECIES that have become REALITY


Angry atheists and Muslims love to troll on these message boards, but they still CAN'T EXPLAIN how Colton knew that the Red Sox would win the World Series the following year (2004), accurately predicted the real estate bubble, and prophesied the breakup of the Jonas Brothers.

Those are only A FEW of the MANY predictions from Colton that have turned out to be true. So I thought we'd play a fun game where we analyze Colton's Nostrodamesian quatrains and match them to real world events!

"From the golden hawn, a girl is born
a gift who shall be named Dakota
with whips and chains and filthy porn
'Till nether skin wrinkles like Yoda"


Okay, this one is pretty easy: It's obviously predicting 50 Shades of Grey, and how our society welcomes yet more Hollywood filth.

"When father's slain by Joffrey the brat
The Northern King leads the charge
With arrow and sword and hafted axe
The Lannisters send their regards!"


Colton was clearly talking about the Red Wedding in Game of thrones when he penned this quatrain. Keep in mind that that show DIDN'T EVEN EXIST YET when he made this prophecy!

"Our freedoms dissolve, the NSA choose
To eavesdrop and spy without precedent
When pigs fly, and the mountains move
And we elect a Muslim as president"


Ask yourself how a FOUR YEAR OLD CHILD could possibly have predicted Obama would become president and the NSA would start snooping on American citizens? Obama wasn't even a state senator when Colton wrote this prophetical quatrain!

After reading this, how can any of you brainwashed atheists ever doubt the events of this movie?

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I like it.

But I think you should rework the second one. The Red Wedding happened in a Storm of Swords, published in 2000, so unfortunately that doesn't count as a prophecy.

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AMEN!

Robb....?

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I have my own knowledge that heaven is for real but when it comes to the BoSox 2004 World Series win that was an easy one to predict. I made a bet long before the 2004 season ever started that the BoSox would win that year

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Farewell to all. These pages will be missed.







"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it."

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