Ten minutes in and it's nine minutes too long

Dearie Dearie me - what an amateur offering - this immediately struck me as the kind of film you see two guys fighting over on Judge Rinder. "I gave him £300 to act in this movie and he promised me it would make millions - he owes me Judge" !!!

Response

"I did my best - It cost me thousands to write - produce - direct - edit - score - and cater for this film. I even made the sandwiches - it's not my fault it didn't sell - I owe him nothing Judge - in fact I am counterclaiming £600 for all the tea he drank on set"

That is the level of this claptrap.