A new legal precedent was set here...
"But your Honor, they needed killin'!" Submit this piece of crap, waste of 95 minutes flick into evidence, and there's not a court in the land will convict.
Usually when I watch a slasher flick, I'll find at least one person I can root for, usually the 'superhot once the nerd specs come off, unslutty, bookworm with a heart of gold wrapped in insecurities' chick. (Hey- at least it's never the dumbest blonde with the biggest b00bs!) (Sorry Michelle, stick to porn, honey, associating with this title takes away mainstream creds even worse than your 2007 'Monster C*ck *beep* 6'!) But this steaming heap had absolutely no one worth the air they were using up. Really the most hateful cast ever!
Oh, and I believe the reason the dude trying to weld just couldn't even fake it was because of the absolutely stupidest looking fetishwear welding hood he was wearing.
"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell