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I'd rather manscape BIGFOOT ...

posted 8 years ago by badjesus
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..for 90 minutes than be subjected to watching this "film" again. My EYES are currently not SPEAKING to me because i forced them to watch this travesty of the retinas! I'm fed only liquids for the next 6 months as my JAW is shattered from hitting the floor repeatedly during the 1 hour & 1/2 of visual torture! I'd prefer Marcellus Wallace go "Medieval on My Ass" for 5,400 seconds than be subjected to this red hot poker of celluloid! I'm certain Stanley Kubrick would have simply used "Pompeii", had it existed, to rehabilitate ALEX IN THE CHAIR!! Had the Persians "POMPEII" in their arsenal Leonidas would have screamed RETREAT! Those that made SHARKNADO would shake their heads in shame upon seeing POMPEII!! In the name of every God, big and small, alive and forgotten i summon them to SMITE those that made this evil and spare all future would be spectators!
?..this movie really really really sucked.

[–] mypaperdue 8 years ago

Blah blah blah

[–] scootergirl9988 8 years ago

Don't quit your day job.

"Nothing is more ill bred than trying to steal the affections of someone else's dog."

[–] badjesus 8 years ago

Thanks for the platitude John Snow, truly words of profound wisdom.

[–] ines-burkart 7 years ago

Thumbs up from me – not for the film, but for this post. Funny.

Can somebody please ask Kit Harington [at a convention or something] his honest opinion on this? How long is an actor usually contractually bound not to speak ill of a project?