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Holy beep is literally the worst garbage I have ever seen(spoilers)

posted 10 years ago by sofianXmXh
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This movie is so bad. The only good thing about this movie is the nudity.

I mean, c'mon, REALLY? This movie was so damn bad. And I had watched Camp Dread the night before! It's so unrealistic. Take the hospital scene at the end for instance. No one could take her down? Seriously? And that guy with the headphones on ran away like the little bitch he was? I literally went 'WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?' especially when she cut someone's throat and none of the staff members did a single thing.

And then, at the ending, where she pretends to get robbed and that whiteknight gets out and smashes the cop's head in with a wooden bat.... he gets killed? Blood splatters everywhere? This is so bad.

Can't believe they're making a sequel out of this one. I'd much rather have a Halloween/Friday the 13th/A Nightmare on Elm Street sequel.

1/10 -- would watch again for nudity.

[–] Mydoona 10 years ago

The main actress was a really BAD actress

[–] Primeval_Scum 9 years ago

I actually really enjoyed it up until the hospital scene/ ending you mentioned. It was way too unrealistic the way she got away it such a crowded and busy hospital + the way she got away from the police officer at the end was ridiculous too. A better ending would've made this a much better movie.

[–] lynseylinzlu 9 years ago

LOL It wasnt great my any means (bad acting, bad dialogue, general rubbish story) but ive seen worse.

[–] curious_chaos 9 years ago

Wow dude I actually really liked it! I could never say it was good, since it's seriously a terrible movie in many aspects, but I enjoyed it very much! It would make a fantastic party movie (especially with a drinking game). It's hilariously over the top and full of good humor and best of all it doesn't take itself too seriously.

As far as realism goes, it fails. But then, who's to judge realism? Those Batman movies sure are unrealistic but all got unanimous approval... If Nurse had been a cartoon with a dude main character, would it be looked at differently? It's fantastic to have such a free character on screen. A free character who wins in the end!

Maybe I just enjoy trash a bit too much, but I liked Nurse :) You should watch it again sometime when you need a laugh. Hahahah

[–] pufduff 8 years ago

Hospital massacre unrealistic ok. But it's a freckin comedy why do people expect hyper realism in ALL films. Like, I don't know, i don't mind when films go for far-fetched, and this was clearly going for far-fetched on purpose. Like, example, the scene in Kill Bill when Uma slays the whole crazy 88 crew plus Gogo school-girl AND Lucy Liu!!! Like that scene was so impossible in reality, but audience accepts that, why not this. I mean , lets say, what if Abbi is a super hero, maybe that's what they were going for; then its acceptable? I don't kno i grew up watching Warner Brother cartoons where Anvil drop on coyotes and they go unscathed, so i guess i can access my cartoon mentality when watching stuff, like what is it called.. willing suspension of disbelief
If you want reality, watch Law and Order

[–] GrimeyRickGrimes 8 years ago

Agreed. This was a terrible movie. The ending was so over the top.

Holy *beep* is literally the worst garbage I have ever seen(spoilers)

Holy beep is literally the worst garbage I have ever seen(spoilers)