Raison d'Etre?

Last year I retired, bought a travel trailer to explore the country, started dating an attractive blonde and had to buy a new battery for my pickup.

Using this film as a standard, Canal+ should be interested in making a movie of my life. Oh, and call it a comedy.

Everyone has drama in his life, but not worthy of a movie featuring at least three major stars. No, I was not expecting car crashes, explosions or Uzis. I did think, however, that more would take place onscreen than happens in my own life.