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100 things I learned from Crawlspace

posted 11 years ago by mkivtt
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What a pile of junk this movie was...

1. Highly secret bases have only two colors: green and brown.
2. Telepathy is accompanied by eyes clouding over and a scary gargling sound.
3. The best way to ruin a movie is by having a cool monster show up in the first 20 minutes, and then simply changing the plot into some boring snooze fest.
4. Ventilation fans are as sharp as a razor blade.
5. The army doesn't mind when elite soldiers are 50lb overweight.
6. The best thing to do with an alien is transplant part of its brain into a human.
7. Highly secret bases will complain their "structural integrity is compromised" for no clear reason, and are configured to blow up even though they cost hundreds of millions of dollars.
8. Highly secret bases do not have corridors or walkways. Only crawlspaces.
9. Highly secret bases have random hatches that lead to the surface, beyond the base fence, without any locks or security on them.
10. Clearly, studios will gave any clueless writer/director money to make a movie.

[–] dutchusc 11 years ago

That was only 10, LOL.

[–] dutchusc 11 years ago

11. Blondes can survive close, tremendous explosions of entire facilities by covering their eyes.

[–] bullett-time 10 years ago

12. in the crawlspace grenades only cut the one in half who is pulling the ring. alienhybrid bit-chess survive by taking a jump to the left at the very last moment.