What I Learned from Space Twister

1. When aliens invade the earth, they'll want to be sure to wipe out the rural high schools early in the invasion.

2. When running for the basement, the blonde will use the "up" stairs.

3. When trying to raise someone on a CB radio, you should shout so the sound carries farther.

4. If you need to steal a truck, head over to Gunther MacGregor's place. HIs daughter makes him leave the keys in the truck because he frequently loses them.

5. Forget about recruiting at MIT and CalTech, defense firms and space agencies need to head out to the rural high schools where the real scientific and technological breakthroughs are being made.