Dear Aaron Harvey (Writer/Director)
Dear Aaron Harvey,
I have good news for you, the financial system will collapse soon and you will no longer be forced to make movies, you clearly hate movies that is why you butcher them, right? After giving is The Evil Woods which was one of the worst movies of the last 5 years I thought you would step it up. OMG what a cast, you even got the hottie from True Blood. See Mr Aaron, you cannot write a 10 minute plot and try to make a movie out of it. You cannot copy Tarantino when you aren't insane. If you want people to care about your characters you need to let them develop. You didn't do that, instead you thought it was awesome to create random dialogs without meaning for the character. You probably don't know this, but giving away the end of the movie in the opening scene is only making sense when people know the characters at stake. Since you killed them all except of Tes in the first 5 minutes the only question left was when is Tes going to shoot Bruce Willis, will it be during the excruciating conversation with Forrest Whitaker or will she shoot him in the back when he walks out.
Please stop making movies!
if life gives you lemons break out the tequila