A comedy for folks who probably want to seem hip but are really backwards

I went in with moderate expectations but it soon made it clear that it was going to disappoint. I can except a story with God and Satan it. I can except one without or deny the existence of such beings but this p.o.s. seems to want it both ways. It just fails. There a few a fewlaughs but Sharknado has more respect for its audience than this poor excuse for entertainment.
Note to Craig Robinson: You're very good and have terrific timing. I know you are moving up but sidestep the turd scripts. Even with all the nasty sexual come-ons your character cannot be destroyed and should have won the day.
Note to Anna Kendrick: Anna you are a fair talent but I hope you also make wiser script choices. Find a interracial script that has a more reasonable black male opposite because you are not above sharing an onscreen kiss with one.
To the producer: Go back to film school and concentrate on the classics.