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100 Things I learned from this movie...

posted 12 years ago by kvanausd
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1. Make a lot of noise when your out looking for food.
2 Use swords to cut up zombies but don't land a head shot BC you will kill them anyways.
3. C number 2 but with guns
4. A handgun will blow of a zombies arm
5. A shotgun will shot a zombies head straight of its neck like a rocket
6. There is either a *beep* ton of zombies or none in the middle of cities and towns.
7. Zombies can port across a high-school gym.
8. Zombies will setup an ambush.
9. When zombies attack don't help your group, instead run from them
10. Zombies will stand in one stop waving their arms but not advance on you.
11. Don't move away from the slow moving zombies,let them surround you instead.
12. Don't collect food BC all the food in the world is yours. Just eat a little pasta once every couple of days.
13. Leave members of your group BC you found people with bows.
14. Zombies can Dodge your attacks.
15. Zombies sometimes run like monkeys.
16. Zombies will go for a different member of your group after knocking your weapon out of your hand.
17. Zombies will survive after having an arrow in their head pin them to the wall.
18. Above zombies will have their head chopped off by slightly cutting their neck.
19. Don't bother taking a rifle when one zombie is near it and no threat.
20. Animals can become zombies but you wont see them often.
21. You can scare a zombie away.
22. Zombie get smart the more time they Havering decay
23. Decay will slow a zombie but wont make them look worst then a "runner"
24. Don't collect your arrows but make sure you tell your group to knowing they won't
25. Whistle before shooting zombies.
26. When running from zombies they will only be behind you. You don't have to worry about any being in your path
27. Piles of body parts don't smell till you see them.
28. Tiger zombies don't like being called "Kitty"
29. Stand around and take turns attacking a tiger
30. If you leave part of your group, its okay if they are black.

[–] warmaster_670 12 years ago

This movie pissed me off, no one even attempts to help billy, then they have the balls to outright lie and say they tried to help him.

[–] jmay7898 12 years ago

If you see a post by warmaster 607 don't click on it coz he/she totally don't get the post!

[–] Jakealope 12 years ago

101) Don't grab the extra gun from one of the dead humans, that might come in handy later on
102) Chainsaws are great weapons: light quiet, lots of range.

[–] mic7440 12 years ago

31) If you're black, and zombies attack...your a$$ had better be named Ving Rhames or you're gonna die...

32) 50 zombies attack, you fight half of them , super-steroid zombie attacks, all the other zombies vanish...

33) Ving Rhames instinctively knows where chain saws are stashed...

34) A chain saw with no operating deficiencies will not start until the very last possible second, and then it will run perfectly...because even a chain saw can be a drama queen...

35) Make sure you have the guns that don't need to be reloaded...

36) When you see a candy machine, make sure to make as much noise as possible to open...make enough noise to drown out the sound of the girl who is 10 ft away and screaming at you...

37) Make sure the 2 brothas bang on a candy machine...and 1 white chick should keep an eye out...

38) Boat anchors are not connected by chains...and they are usually left on the dock grounds...

39) When the zombie cats attacks, just sit back and let Ving handle it...don't use the unlimited ammo hand gun or the 5 remaining arrows...

40) Zombies don't attack diners at night...so the entire team can just sit back and enjoy a pasta dinner...

41) Zombies will hang out around a van for no reason when there is no evidence of living people around...

42) Huge guns can be shot from the safety of a shopping cart...it will be sturdy enough to handle the recoil...

43) Hand grenades cause huge explosions...

44) Zombies are soo smart that they can ambush humans multiple times within a 12 hour time frame...

45) If you find yourself in a sporting goods supply store looking for weapons, the weapon of choice is a hockey stick and a hiking pick...

46) Grip the long handle mallet as close to the head as you can when swinging...

47) Run from your group, look back, yell "help Billy", then run until you're cornered in a bathroom with 1 zombie...

48) When your close friend gets bitten by a zombie, don't let him out the van that you're trapped inside of by 10 zombies to fight them and die in honor thus hopefully giving you time to escape...wait for his nose to bleed, then hold him down, look him in the eyes, and snap his neck...

49) Zombie cats move fast...that is until they have you cornered, then they just kinda move as slow as possible and growl at you...because even zombie cats can be drama queens...

50) Chicks ALWAYS pee in twos...

51) Make sure the person watching your back while you pee is the chick with the hiking pick who looks about as tough as a cream filled blintze...

52) At the end, when you find yourself the sole male survivor with 3 hott chicks, just sit and wait for a ferry...and pass the time regaling them with stories about what you're gonna do when you get to the refuge spot...

[–] Cowgirlstif7 11 years ago

lol #31 is the best one on here

"Hail to the King Baby"- Ash

[–] clem-27 12 years ago

1. Learn the difference between "your" and "you're".

[–] slowbrosif 11 years ago

same
it confuses me when people make this mistake

[–] MightyMolecule 12 years ago

53. Spend as little creative effort on the title to your film as possible. Especially if it involves anything relating to the undead genre. Y'know, for target audiences.

54. Ving was just getting started with the Dawn Remake.

55. As soon as your governmental institution is on the verge of collapse along with civilization, utilize the last forms of established military communication to EMP "all" residual forms of remaining technological operation. Y'know, because we can't have zombies using cellular phones during the apocalypse spreading rumors and gobbledygook.

Enjoy movies, critique life

[–] Bri821 12 years ago

56. After killing ten zombies with a sledge hammer,there will be no blood on ur weapon.
57. Telling ur team to recover arrows after killing a zombie, was just good conversation....never actually picking up arrows.
58. Don't run towards houses that are just going up in flames. It's probably just zombies trying to trick you.
58. zombie cats have too much pride to attack at the same time. The other will wait and watch until it is their turn.

[–] CaZSuede 12 years ago

59. 50 cal machine guns have no recoil so you can put it on top of a shopping cart without it bouncing around.
60. The same 50 cal will spit out spent cartridges but won't chamber them in.
61. Zombies don't really go for the brain thing or eat humans in Los Angeles. They must be vegan, so they only like to kill.
62. If you act like Taryn Manning and either hide, run away or let the others do the fighting for you....you will most likely survive.
63. Even though an EMP has wiped out the electronics around the world. The ferry will always work.

[–] cane_63106 12 years ago

64. If you use a sword for long enough, you'll become so fast with it that it'll never retain a cell of blood on it and look just as good as it did the day it was made
65. If you put a zombie in a type (runners) make sure that type pertains to every last one you see
66. If you kill the biggest zombie, the rest will leave you alone
67. You can easily forget that zombies are around when you see a porta-potty
68. When a male is attacked make no real effort to help them out. You'll be the lone penis of the group in no time

Those who are closest to death are the ones most susceptible to it.

[–] splumer 12 years ago

Yeah, those zombies weren't realistic at all.

[–] waspfan33 12 years ago

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK...

1 thing i learned from imdb is:there are too many stupid unfunny waste of time"100 things i learned from whatever *beep* movie" lists.stop it retard.or at least learn to spell.

spectre can

suck it.

[–] Trioxin_Zombie 12 years ago

69. None of the female characters got killed.

THIS is my only real problem with the movie as a whole. It's complete bullcrap the whole women being immune to death in the movie. Yet they are in the exact same situation as all the guys. Oh it's perfectly ok to kill off five guys though!. Just not the women. It's this kind of attitude that makes me angry and lose morale for supporting horror movies more and more these days. I am just surprised the idiots didn't use the final girl cliche on this one. That's another element of horror movies that is now burned out. But is still being used more than ever. It's got to the point where I now look at a plot before watching the movie in question to see how it ends before buying it on DVD. All because movies are becoming too predictable through an insistance of making women the stronger characters and guys cannon fodder for the enemy. I unfortunately forgot about this movie and thus didn't look the plot up before buying it. And so I just bought it in Asda yesterday when I was shopping because I knew it was due out but forgot about it. And found it a surprise as it was sitting there on the shelve.

Other than that point the movie was fine. The effects for a low budget affair like this was decent. No complaints about the acting or anything. It was just a normal entertaining (to a point) zombie movie. The way they should be - minus the above though.

"If I want any lip from you. I'll rip it off your face"

[–] badr_shaweesh 12 years ago

70- When you abandon your friend because you met the archers you will definitely run into them again and they will be so indifferent they won't even remember to scold you for abandoning them.
71- In a post apocalyptic world satellites will fall from the sky.
72- Falling satellites is a beautiful sight.
73- You can run three or four days on some pasta and no water whatsoever.
74- Because you're self efficient you won't need to break into any of the abundant suburban houses looking for food or firearms.
75- Never ever try to start up any vehicle you find in your way, you know instinctively they are out of gas.
76- Zombie tigers change shapes and sizes instantaneously.
77- Zombie tigers are more easy to kill than any other zombie.
78- Zombie tigers will not attack you after you drop your weapon, they will wait for you to pick something else or for a friend to shout at them for a fresh fight.
79- The lawn grass will never dry or overgrow, it will be trimmed perfectly.
80- Zombies in schools will wait until all of you are in the gym then they will spawn everywhere.
81- If you're not a white man you will most definitely die as early as possible in a zombie attack.
82- A ship anchor is so heavy you can hardly lift it off the ground but once lift it gets feather light and you can through it like you through a little stone.
83- Sudden zombie tiger attack is so easily curable using a rope, an anchor and a sticking mallet, the other archers will just stand by and watch.
84- Being the only woman with a catana gives you the right to be as annoying as you want.
85- When you're on the roof of a building surrounded by zombies you can go back down and push your stupid machine-gun-mounted cart because you saw some mirror signal on another rooftop, the zombies will disappear once you're on the street you will forget all about that light signal.