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I'm glad they all survived, and here's why:


SyFy should put these actors on contract, and make a whole series of these movies. Alien invasions. Natural disasters. Murder mysteries. Heck, they can do another one of their giant snake movies, for all I care. Everything SyFy does in bad original movies would be made better by putting these Jersey kids in it.
It's so freakin' terrible it's fantastic.

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...I only watched this to see them die and feel ripped off.

But you actually make a good argument there,

Jersey shore versus Crocasaurus and kill piranaconda could be epic.

Watching Nooki and the complication getting attacked by Zombie Nazi's on Titanic 3 could be funny.

Ok you didn't like the film,
But why so much hatred over a movie?
You need a man hug

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Yeah, they could make some funny movies and it would also possibly be one of the best ideas Syfy has yet to make ever since their hopefully regrettable change.

The K.I.N.D. club.
Growing at least one more member each day :D

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I'm all for this. Let's see the gang from this flick take on Arab terrorist zombies in the Middle East next.

I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Kind of like an update of the Bowery Boys, I think that's a pretty good idea.
Of course, you'd be taking work away from Casper Van Dien.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

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I was watching this yesterday on SyFy and thinking the same thing, that this nonsensical, yet funny movie was like a modern day Bowery Boys (and Girls). The whole "poor local kids" vs. "rich kids" storyline was there along with the basic "shark movie" plot. I think they did a good job, not taking the whole storyline too seriously (it was certainly more enjoyable than the overrated
SHARKNADO). That is what good satire is about... And did Paul Sorvino remind anyone of a certain popular, well known political figure? (Just asking!)

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