Things I Learned from This Movie
1. The way to fight deforestation is to light the forest on fire.
2. Deadwood, South Dakota is a hotbed of '80s rock.
3. The thing about the '80s was that you could make mistakes and still live free.
4. Beer isn't a beverage (the sign said "Beer and Beverages").
5. Anyone with a cell phone makes an event.
6. South Dakota is so sparsely populated that giant monkeys can roam the forest and no one notices.
7. '80s flashback rock festivals in Deadwood, South Dakota have all the excitement of standing outside the doors waiting for the Costco to open.
8. Alice Cooper is the scariest guy in the world. [He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Stay thirsty.]
9. Alice Cooper will perform small town festivals with a backing band that consists of some local guys who haven't rehearsed with him or even met him until the show ... and a cardboard snake.
10. And it's Alice Cooper between the uprights for 3 points.
11. Three dimensional perspective is an important thing to get right when making a movie using green screens.
12. Everyone's a victim, even Bigfoot.
13. When trying to propel your boat rapidly through the water, you should take short, choppy strokes.
14. 20' tall apes walking through the snow leave footprints that look like they were spray painted on the ground.
15. Bigfoot's kind of a jerk.