Is this an Asylum flick??
Is it?
I'm a Conservative, and thats my opinion on this matter.
No, it isn't. Its independently financed. Also, it's not going to contain any CGI crap, that's usual for Asylum flicks. All thanks to producer Fabio Soldani, who's a passionate fan of older monster movies (older, as in, the ones made in the 70s and 80s).
shareEven though it was not Asylum....it was just as unwatchable. The style was horrendous. I've seen better iphone movies on youtube...they are short, but look better. This looked straight out of the 80's VHS movies. Just horrible quality...horrible. I had to skip thru it.
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good to know alesiqs61, i wont be in a rush to see this
drop your linen and start your grinning
No problem.... any sketchy movie should have honest reviews...not planted ones.
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Well if you call that short thing you wrote a review then obviously you never went to school and no one taught you what's a review. It was just a short opinion on a 5 years old kid level. Sorry, anyone can write 'worst movie ever, quality is horrible' that has nothing to do with a review and anyone who would decide to watch or not to watch something(not thinking about specific movie - ANY movie) after reading such an opinion, must be retarded.
Nothing personal mate, just don't spit in the face of people who actually write real reviews and know how to do that. And just because you hated something, doesn't mean the other person couldn't love it(alas 'planted reviews'.
He never claimed that what he posted was a review, merely that the only review available is planted. Which it indeed is.
I sadly watched this piece of crap, and the only thing that horrified me was the terrible, terrible acting. I mean really, there's only one redeeming actor in this movie, and it's the coroner who get's one single scene :/
There's logical gaps throughout the entire film (like trying to calm a person in shock by screaming in their face, or an ex-colonel getting his ass handed to him by the local sheriff), and the storyline is just incredibly dull.
Yup, he openly suggested what he wrote was a review and the other one is planted. Funny thing, little low budget movies like this don't do 'planted' reviews. Who would have money to pay people to write positive reviews?
And I don't want to discuss a movie but acting was really good EXCEPT the coroner who was ultimately bad, acted more like a clown than a coroner.
I also don't recall ex colonel being handed by the local sheriff.
Let's just agree to disagree, because I wholeheartedly disagree with everything you say.
shareA planted review costs nothing,even the lowest budget movies can do it. All you need is one person involved in the making of the film to give 1 minute of their time writing a fake review. You can tell its planted because it tries to convince people to watch the film(review ends with "do NOT miss it") and it reads more like an advert than a review.Also, it will be the reviewers only ever review.
Nearly all low budget films have planted reviews because they are FREE
well i for one appreciated Alesiqs61 opinion on this one, as for you Critters1 i spit in your face and your "real" reviews
shareAll you can do is spit in your mom's face for giving a birth to such a retard you are. But being a retard, how would you even understand what it means?
shareyour reviews are amateurish to say the least, a monkey could do better
You are a living proof that monkey couldn't do any better.
read your reviews and marked them all "unhelpful"
have a nice day!
I don't write reviews buddy so get some life, get a girlfriend, stop masturbating to your screen and grow up.
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results = utterly pathetic and marked unhelpful
have a nice day!
Haha, they are not mine, I'm just posting here and I wouldn't even call them 'reviews'. But I have to say It's really funny to see how small moron you are. You really think that you gonna hurt someone by marking his 'reviews' as unhelpful? You spend too much time on the internet. Go out and get some real life cyber boy.
shareso you're not old enough to have an account, explains your lack of writing skills and intelligence. Best you go cry to mommy
have a nice day
Yeah, right. Now go play in bathroom with daddy.
shareoops must have hit a nerve there, dont cry little 'tard
have a nice day
p.s just noticed you post on the Melissa George board haha what a horse-faced slapper
I don't see how you can hit anyone's nerve being such a retard you are. It's just so funny to see what else you can come up with. Sadly, It just gets more and more boring because you can't even defend yourself. What a pathetic little turd you are.
And I know you masturbate to your dad's wedding photo all the time but don't require others to understand your inbred personality.
You're a tool.
*beep* off you *beep* *beep*
Asylum movies are better
shareWow...I come back to this thread after awhile to see a war raging about something I wrote...???
First off...I did not review the movie... I said it was so bad I couldn't even get thru it. If you want to sit though this film...OMG be my guest. Why would I care if some random person likes or hates this film? I don't. I stated my short opinion...I did not review it. I said this..."any sketchy movie should have honest reviews...not planted ones. "
But...I was simply referring to movies in general should have honest reviews.
Why would you claim I cannot write a review when I was never asked to review the film. Someone asked was it an Asylum film. I stated, it's just as bad, if not worse. You can take it or leave it. Critters...go on and worship this film as the best of all time for all I care.
And thank you Spastikus. 1 light in the midst of insanity....welcoming...very welcoming.
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