100 things I learned from Born Bad (2011)

8. When a cop hears about a home invasion happening 10ft away, he must put his gun back in the holster.

He was calling for backup, and appeared to have radioed through. In any case, they were technically on the way when Denny was killed.

11. If your stepmom is about to get her head crushed, leave her to get the car several feet away to stop it.

That was such a bad series of scenes with so many continuity errors; somehow, Denny was able to fully get up after being shot under the diaphram/liver with a shotgun. Even if he had a vest on (which he didn't), it's still enough to cause abdominal pain for a while.

Also...when Denny was hit with the car and pushed into the house wall from the outside...the next morning when the EMS was over at the house, you can see a scene where the car was STILL 100% touching the house...yet Denny's body disappears. An impossibility; if his body was wedged up between the house and car, then the car would have had to back up to dislodge/remove his body.

If you have netflix...
Check 5:23 (time remaining) and 2:54 (time remaining)

21. Whenever someone says "I would never take advantage of _______" that's exactly where they're aiming.

22. When someone jokes about stalking you five minutes after meeting you either a) they are or b) they're just nuts.

24.When you see your sister's boyfriend snorting coke, don't tell your parents. I think it is best to wait until they are kicking him out of the house, then you should say, " Oh, by the way I saw him doing cocaine." ( also one of the funniest moments, IMO).
25.You know you are a badass criminal when the first thing you steal in a home invasion is a childrens book.

26. everyone will like you if you know how to fix a car.



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27. When someone introduces them self as Denny, and you never bother to ask their full name, act betrayed when you find out their 'actual' name is Dennis Nelson. Next go and get pissed on Elizabeth Hurley for introducing herself as Liz.

28. Serial rapists rape and kill every woman they ever have interaction with.

29. Cocaine makes one sleepy and no consequences besides that.

30. After getting a knife in the spine, you can apparently move around and even not be bloody anymore, since it apparently didn't happen.

31. A demented rapist can turn home invasion thief without any explanation in between.

32. Fetuses are indestructible if they are a part of an Asylum protagonist family.

33. In serious home invasion films, the adult male is the only one that eventually dies. In more shytty ones, nobody dies, but he is the only one that gets injured.

34. Shi qua qua qua...

35. I counted about 15 red flags that even a child would catch, but a 17 year old girl couldn't.

36. Don't bother locking the bathroom door while you're snorting coke in your gfs parent's house.

37. Denny was a bit whiney and in a matter of fact so was the dad.

38. If she is underage and goes with an adult without the guardian's permission is considered kidnapping.

39. Never tell a guy you suspect was involved in the disappearance of your friend that you made a mistake going with him. Don't you know that pisses them off?

40. You can take a shotgun blast to the belly and still jump up and fight with a full grown adult.
41. EMS can check the health of a fetus in the field without an ultrasound.