100 things we learnt from 'The Samaritan'
1. There are some really fat people in prison these days
2. SLJ looked as old in 1987 as he does today
3. Putting your foot thru a glass coffee table shows you're tough and really angry
4. 25 years in stir won't dull your gun handling abilities
5. Parole officers are easily corruptible
6. Unqualified ex-cons make great surgeons in a pinch.
7. If you want to sound really psychopathic, talk about champagne vintages just before you glass someone with a broken bottle
8. Most white people suck