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100 things we learnt from 'The Samaritan'


1. There are some really fat people in prison these days
2. SLJ looked as old in 1987 as he does today
3. Putting your foot thru a glass coffee table shows you're tough and really angry
4. 25 years in stir won't dull your gun handling abilities
5. Parole officers are easily corruptible
6. Unqualified ex-cons make great surgeons in a pinch.
7. If you want to sound really psychopathic, talk about champagne vintages just before you glass someone with a broken bottle
8. Most white people suck

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1. Never heard of Ruth Negga, but she's talented.
2. If you keep doing what you do, you'll keep being what you are.
3. Getting knifed in the neck jugular and you can still live with a bit of patchwork by a disbarred surgeon.
4. Samuel Jackson looks 10 years younger when he's clean shaven.
5. Rich guys carries $8Mil in cash around with them.

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1. Headbutting someone on the bridge of his nose will ONLY cause a slight nick, NOT 2 black eyes as I had!
2. Calling a fellow black man 'brother' cuts you no slack trying to hold onto your job

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1. Offer SLJ enough $$$'s and it won't matter if your script is mince, he's in!

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"Unqualified ex-cons make great surgeons in a pinch. "

Well tried but this one doesn't count. He was a surgeon indeed. Just because he came from another country than the usa didn't make him unqualified when it came to operate.

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You can get shot multiple times and at the end have no bullet wounds.

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18. Do a background check on whoever you boink because you never know.

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19. Do No.18 again just to be really sure !!
20. Commiting suicide to spoil somebody's plan is a valid reason.
21. Nobody shaves at night.
22. Telling a crazy mob boss that he is being conned by you with ensure he with not kill u (and your dad) because he will be REALLY impressed by your honesty.
23. Never tell a woman "we'll get through this", she might take it the wrong way and end up killing herself.
24. Multiple gunshot wounds can be treated with blood transfusion alone.

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