Oldboy Remake?
I remember when I heard they were trying to remake Oldboy the only way American cinema can...breathtakingly bad.
And it seems like somewhere along the line a screenplay was written and a producers meeting was called to discuss the plot so far.
Suddenly a executive producer leaps to his feet and says excitedly, "You know what would be REALLY cool? Just take the whole incest thing and throw it in a heist/revenge film! That would be awesome! People love a good switch-a-roo!"
The movie was cool but only because we all want to watch Samuel L Jackson act like Samuel L Jackson.
Honestly he didn't raise his voice enough for me.
How about a nice slogan like - Don't Knock It Until You Tried It - Incest!