Well, obviously, I would have grabbed the lighter and set those freaks on fire to begin with.
The only other thing I can think of would have been to drive the snowmobile hunched over with my head behind the windshield... they'd killed at least one member of the group with barbwire, and I remember hearing of German insurgents putting up speed traps like that when the Allies occupied Berlin.
Can you think of anything?
I agree with your first statement here jrpelt . On your second statement I didn't know they did that back then but then again it doesn't surprise me either . Another thing this group should have been doing right along but of course didn't always ( just kept on saying they should do it ? ) was staying together and not going their own separate ways alone when venturing around the building . If the group had to divide it should have been in small groups of two to four people each ( the old saying safety in numbers ? ) . Also everyone in the group should have been carrying something for protection of themselves and for the rest of the group too . Mainly some of that old surgical equipment from storage ( there was plenty of it ) ? They should have been looking out for each other more than they where and not get overly hysterical or fighting each other every 5 mins. too . Of course this is just a movie and this is what to expect of characters in these films lol . Otherwise we would have no sequels either . Thanks jrpelt for your subject post .
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Not sure if the Germany/barbwire thing is true, but it was mentioned in a movie about the Nuremberg trials a few years ago, when an American judge notices that jeeps are driving around each with long lead pipe attached vertically to the bumper.
You've hit the nail on the head. If characters in horror flicks weren't dumb as a sack of anvils, there wouldn't be any horror flicks. <G>
shareThis movie had characters that were so poorly written that I would have just done some nonsensical junk just to keep in line with them. I woulda cracked more joke lines like "Porter is probrably Porterhouse steak now" or "Send Kenia...nobody can run like a Kenya...n".
This movie was just wtf
Yes! One thing I confused at was their oging there in the first place. Fro some reason, I thought they got lost, and although I assumed they could have gone back, they didn't. And then this Porter guy was there, yet I thought he wasn't even with the group in the first place so how he coincidentally made it there was beyond me.
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The only other thing I can think of would have been to drive the snowmobile hunched over with my head behind the windshield... they'd killed at least one member of the group with barbwire, and I remember hearing of German insurgents putting up speed traps like that when the Allies occupied Berlin.
1. They go to an unknown location to snow ski not knowing it's a towaway zone? How is that even possible? How'd they even find that spot in the first place? No sat phone, no GPS? No compass, riding around all night and day with no food, yet when they get to the sanitarium no one's exhausted or hungry... the script doesn't make a whole lot of sense, everyone is way too upbeat and casual for being in an abandoned insane asylum... no one would be that casual.
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Old abandoned hospitals scare the hrck out of me anyway; so first if there are 9 In the group then 9 will go everywhere together. No individual rooms, no exploring, if that douche couldn't sleep he should have read a book or masturbated.
So we discover crazy hill billy cannibals; again everyone stays together no matter what. When that idiot called Daniel a chicken for not wanting to go for weapons I would have knee'd him and told him to STFU and think logically. Either everyone goes to the basement or everyone stays in the doctors office. Break up that tables legs and use them for weapons.
And most importantly! Burn those bit--es when they are locked in the cell.
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