OMG.. what an incredible piece of s...
Seriously, i sure didn't expect it to be a masterpiece, but this..?! I only (sincerely) hope, that this big steaming pile of crap finally ends Mr. Furlongs career for good. And also is the 1st and last film for this director - whoever hides behind that pseudonym (we probably will never find out, since nobody in his right mind would admit that he's responsible for this joke of a movie.).
It'd be a blessing if this movie would end both careers.
I usually am not that negative towards actors and directors, but this guys robbed me of 90 minutes of my life (although i was sure it had to be at least 2,5 hours) with this atrocity. To bad one can't sue film makers for torturing their unsuspecting viewers.