The dog never talked!


And he'd be dead by now.

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Exactly. Why they had to make the dog talk, I'll never know - and as for being dead, I haven't seen so much as one grey hair on him. This dog is posessed I tells ya.

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Seriously, tom arnold has to be the only Z list celeb there is. I like that movie where beethoven got rabies and started killing people. What was it called again? Cujo?

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I really didnt need to know that.

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But Beethoven doesn't talk in Beethoven's Big Break either, so even if you ignore the first five movies, there's no logical reason the character should talk in Beethoven's Christmas Adventure. As a "sequel" to Beethoven's Big Break it doesn't make sense.

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He "speaks" in the animated series...

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Only the elf can understand the dogs or anyone that tastes the magic candy cane that makes people understand the dogs had to talk, otherwise it would be a 1 sided conversation and would make no sense to the movie viewer, something like
Who stole the toy bag
woof woof
Where does he live
woof woof
I know where that's at
woof woof
You don't have to be sarcastic about it
woof woof
Apology accepted. Would you like anything to eat
woof woof
Would you like fries with that

If a person with multiple personality s threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation

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Wait, this is supposed to be the same dog from the first movies?! I thought the sequels all just featured a St. Bernard that happened to be named Beethoven. 

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Giving Beethoven a voice was unnecessary.

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