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Things I learned from Paradise

posted 11 years ago by Falconeer
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I. All gay boys/men are sexual objects until their 30th birthday. After that day they all become sleazy, unattractive predators that spend all their time and money on trying to have sex with guys under 30.

2. All gay boys under 30 get sexually aroused by ANYBODY, male or female, as long as they are willing to pay for sex.

3. Gay men are sexually attracted to overweight, old, ugly women with messed up teeth.

4. Gay men can easily perform sexually in bed with old queens.

5. Every gay man can be had for a price.

6. Gay men are incapable of having monogomous relationships.

7. Straight, married men like to be sodomized by gay men.

8. For gay men it's ok to be overweight as long as you are under 30.

9. Even men in great phyisical shape are considered over the hill and obsolete if they are past their 30th birthday.

10. Every gay man is a sleazy, jaded stereotype as portrayed in this exploitative piece of crap movie.

11. Gay men are easily capable of murder.

"IMdB; where 14 year olds can act like jaded 40 year old critics...'

[–] bruce73 9 years ago

Boy, nothing got by you, did it? Lol

[–] blindvias-071407 9 years ago

12. Fat, deviant, old men with big Amerikan flag pillows get knifed. Because, to the French, Amerikans are mostly fat, and disgusting. Je suis tellement désolé pour vous tuer, vous porcelet idiot.

13. Arabs are dangerous gay bashers except for the young, gay ones who are huge sluts.

14. All old gay men are, at a minimum, pathetic.

15. Gay men are not safe for children to be around, due to risk of nonstop mayhem and deviancy.