Note to Producers/Directors

If you're going to make a horror/supernatural themed movie, it helps a tad if you put in some scary bits and a bit of action/tension/.

This plodding dreck had none of the above, it was basically a stupefying boreathon.
Lake Mungo, which I thought was just OK, was infinitely better than this rubbish.
This mockumentary stuff has been done to death, btw, time for a fresh idea.

Cheers
Osmooms