I Just Saw This...


First of all, if you look at my posting history, you'll see that I am a fan of indie films, and I've been very kind - perhaps too much so in some cases - in my posts. Indies tend to have original ideas, much more so than Hollywood studios. However, this film was...a mess. How it got 7.2 rating is beyond me. I think the film makers must've gotten on here and made a lot of reviews for it, that's the only explanation. I hated all the characters from the beginning to the end. I was hoping they would improve, but death is the only thing that could do that. They were really crass, especially the guys, and in a film that has no stars, the viewers try to connect with at least one character. Not in this film. Low budget is no excuse for poorly and crassly written characters. As for the acting...well, it's as if a group of 30-something year olds - who can't act - got together and decided to spend a weekend making a home movie that they could sell off as a horror story, and not a good one at that. Never have I rooted so hard for characters to be killed off. I didn't care how it happened. If insane squirrels attacked and killed them, I wouldn't have complained about how stupid that was because at least those characters would be dead. Seriously, a mess. I do not recommend to ANYONE under ANY conditions. This movie should've been called Hazardous Waste, because that's what it is. :(

To the film makers, I truly hated writing such an awful review. As an indie wannabe film maker, I have written my own script, and I know what's involved and the time it takes. Even though your premise wasn't original, it wasn't bad, but the execution was awful. If you don't have the special effects and/or actors required, wait until you have the finances to provide the project with them. And really, the characters were just...subpar. Not only were they not likeable, it was as if teenagers who had just discovered sex had switched bodies with adults. Ugh! Not a likeable one among the bunch.

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I couldn't have agreed more, OP. I actually intended on writing a review and started watching it based on all the glowing critical reviews. 4.5/5 ~ 4/5 ~ 8/10 etc. WTF?! I watched most of it but I couldn't watch the final 20 minutes. This film was plain awful!! On one review it said how "natural" the acting was. Naturally crap, about sums it up. Another review mentioned how realistic the blood and gore was. Clearly they saw a different version.

If you dig cheap and rough horror and just want to see titties, poor effects and questionable acting, then look no further than this disaster. It's the high score and great reviews that I'm pi55ed at, not the fact the film is a no-budget schlock-fest. It's false advertising, man.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire

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What's false advertising? I must have missed something.

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You made your post back in 2014. Not expecting a reply. But where's the false advertising? You don't make any sense. You can hate the film, but acting baffled that anyone would like it is silly. I'm sure I'd think some of the movies you like are questionable.

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At this very moment i am 25 minutes into this thing and you took the words right out of my mouth.

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If I could be bothered I'd write a user review telling the truth but I feel I've wasted enough time. The last time I complained about a film I called the director "talent-challenged" and he sent me a threatening PM!! He started shouting about lawyers. lol. I told him he was full of crap and that we're allowed to speak our minds; that's the whole point of criticism! Anyway, I couldn't be bothered going through that crap again.

Good luck with the rest of the film. That dude with the weed and the bong that had the viking fantasies before getting blew, really made me want to kick his nuts!!

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire

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Yeah, man, you should! I'll vote for it!!

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire

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It's not possible for you to write a review that is "the truth", you moron. Your opinion is not the friggin truth!

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Watching this now, and it is a struggle to go the distance here. I agree completely with the OP. Some of the most repellent characters committed to celluloid. No redeeming qualities at all.

As a rule, I prefer to watch a movie the the end. However, this is dismal film making by any standard. Poor on every level; story, direction, acting, FX (there is absolutely nothing Special about them).

UPDATE
Well made it to the end. A little bit of me has died tonight as a consequence of suffering this atrocious effort...


You can't palm off a second-rater on me. You gotta remember I was in the pink!

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Thanks chris. There's more than enough pain to go round...


You can't palm off a second-rater on me. You gotta remember I was in the pink!

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