Abundance of screaming/Absence of acting

If I were protecting these girls, the first thing I would have to do is duct tape their mouths so I could think! And the guys have no survival instincts man, I mean they would not have sense enough to urinate if their pants were on fire.

I love bad acting and cheap movies but this movie takes bad acting to another sub-level. You could almost do better at random, off the street, when casting your next film project. 2/10.