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Nice Gams and a Nice Ham

posted 13 years ago by DonJuanJohnston
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Let's face it, she’s no raving beauty face-wise, but she’s got great legs and a pretty nice onion.

She *is* the de facto, “Queen of Pop” I guess. Her songs are nonsense; they’re not even very catchy. Five years from now no one will be listening to Pokerface or any of that other stuff she records. And as ludicrous a group as they were, at least the Spice Girls’ songs were kinda catchy, but not so for 2011’s version of Madonna.

She’s got a pretty decent voice, and she can play the piano well, but I wouldn’t want to sit through one of her concerts. She’s talented, but just not my cuppa tea.

[–] Merrida 13 years ago

Perhaps you can try a cup of coffee instead?

Her vocal skill is phenominal. Some people judge based on what they see or think they say and hear. I'd love to see her sing the National Anthem! Her voice is pitch perfect. Maybe you dislike her brand of music or style, but if you look past that and just listen to the POWER behind those notes. She's got big lung power for such a petite little thing.

And this is our agree to disagree part. I know it's her schtick but it always bugs me when she plays piano. It's too distracting, and THAT, I do not get.

Twenty five years ago they said people wouldn't listen to Madonna. Guess what? We still love her too.

Gaga is the real deal and her head's on straight. She's not slowing down.

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[–] csteve67 13 years ago

I AGREE she is definitly not a pretty girl ala Katy Perry or Beyonce'...but she is NOT ugly by any means...I was glad to see her NOT wearing the face horn implants and crap...she also could have ditched the cartoon yellow wig and just gone with the outrageuos clothes.

She sings about being Born This Way...well Stephanie you were born a cute little lady..STOP trying to Ugly your face up!

Also she has a smokin' little body...what I call a SPINNER!