This movie ...


IS SO BAD... From photography to story, its just down right pathetic. The acting made me wince... and I love bad movies - Hell comes to Frog Town, the live action Guyver flicks... whatever, I love low budget camp, but this... This is just frakkin' depressing. After making a bold statement that makes reference to True Grit and 3:10 to Yuma, I went in to this with some hope... but within the first 30 seconds that was dashed to pieces.
Don't watch it, don't buy it, don't even pirate it.
1/10

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Nah. It's much worse than that. Even zoo dung-collectors don't see anything that can match this.

0.000001/10

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That "review" says "3:10 to Yuma Rides up to
True Grit". I would add, "and together they
hunt this film down and hang it from a dead
tree".

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Yeah I am personally a b-movie fan but this was just garbage. It's clear Michael Madsen did this either because he is desperate for any money he can make, or as a favor for somebody involved in the project. Pretty well all of his scenes take place in the same room at the same table, making it obvious they were all filmed in about ten minutes. There is a scene in which Michael Madsen is apparently shooting somebody, but all he is doing is plugging bullets into the air, not even aiming his gun at anything.

I can't stress enough-DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE. Dont rent it, buy it, download it, dont even look at it. It's a serious waste of time and film.

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One of the reasons I subscribe to Netflix is to get to see movies that don't make it to TV in any form and especially westerns. Like what we used to find in the video stores, gas stations, and supermarkets when movies were rented there. I am bound to get a dud once in a while. It will be back in the mail tomorrow. Like the song says, sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. I do like the acting of Michel Madsen so I will finish it.

None can compare to "The Meanest Men in the West" which I rented in a gas station years ago. I figured any movie with Charles Bronson and Lee Marvin can't be bad until a few minutes into it I realized it was two episodes of "The Virginian" spliced together. At least in this movie, they went to the trouble of making a movie and maybe the parties involved will get better with experience.

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