2 1/2 hours of grass and cars driving slowly.
Between getting a 93% on Rotten Tomatoes and a very good rating on IMDB, I thought that whether I liked or disliked it, it would at least be worth watching... I can deal with slow, I can deal with a director making something only he would enjoy, I can deal with art-house and pretentious and slow. This film lies in an (admittedly very well-photographed) land beyond all of these.
Two words can describe this movie: "Pretty" and "Yawn", and the first is NOT EVEN CLOSE to being enough of a reason to put up with the second for 2 1/2 hours. The biggest thing that happens in the movie is that they find the dead body like two hours into the film, everything leading up to that is them looking for the body and driving through the stunning scenery (the movie's one redeeming feature IMO) in near-darkness saying incredibly mundane things and then long periods of silence. The drives take place in almost real-time. Literally like being in a car for hours with a few boring people who don't say much. There's not even much body language or expressions to go off of.
A few snapshots of the scenery would do. There's no need for two and a half hours of, literally, "........ found it." Yep, we know before pressing play that they're looking for a body -- that's the plot of the film. So "found it" is all that happens, with some "blah blah blah what do you think about death" in between. Then there's another slooooooow, real-time-ish scene in which they talk about the crime scene. Yep, it's a body all right! The only part I found funny was after talking about how "inhuman... wholly inhuman" it was for the criminals to hogtie the dead man, they discuss hogtying him back up so they can fit him in the cramped car, LOL.
The conversation in the movie is dull and the fact of it being often morbid and once in a while having some sort of thought involved does not make the movie watchable. I stayed awake until after everyone I was watching with fell asleep because I wanted to see if it went anywhere or made any point at all. Negative.
All in all, seeing this movie was not just the absence of, but the exact opposite of doing anything interesting.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand here come the fans of the movie to tell me why it's great. I'm very interested to hear what you have to say... :)